THE NEW
MEISTER
IN TOWN.

Meet Happy Wife — the only spice that hits harder than December’s electricity bill.

liberate your thirst &
keep shovelling sh*t!

OUR VIBES

SIP BOLDLY
BEHAVE...OPTIONALLY

THE OG UNCLES

HAPPYWIFE

LYTES-OUT

WE CREATE BEVERAGES THAT PUSH THE LIMITS OF THE NORM!

Common words for beverages include bevs, drinkables, quenchers or libations. Alcoholic drinks are frequently referred to as booze, hooch, sauce, grog or brewski. For non-alcoholic, sugary drinks, soda or pop is commonly used, and tea / coffee can be called brew.

Fun facts you probably already new.

CALL YOUR BEVERAGES WHATEVER YOU LIKE…

…We don’t give a rat’s asshole.

As long as you liberate your thirst & keep shovelling sh*t!

OUR SHOP

OUR CREW

Uncles will align itself with industry leading ambassadors, like-minded individuals & sponsorships to ensure we give credit, shine some light and give exposure to those pushing every limit.

The BIGGER the reach,
the BIGGER the aweh-ness!